Customer: Waiter! There is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry it's dead!
Customer: Waiter! There is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry it can swim!
Customer: Waiter! Your hand is in my soup!
Waiter: It's alright madam! It's not hot.
Customer: Waiter! There's an insect in my salad!
Waiter: Shh! Be quiet. Or all the customers are going to ask for one.

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Vyberte si jeden, který se Vám nejvíc líbí a zkuste ho převyprávět - parťákovi nebo na záznamník.

Pokud si nemůžete vybrat, zkuste tento :-)
A young boy saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. The old man began to eat, but his wife just sat watching. The young boy decided to ask them if he could buy them another meal. The old gentleman said, “Oh no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.” The young boy then asked the wife if she was going to eat. She replied, “It’s his turn with the teeth.”